Someone on facebook just updated their status in all caps going crazy at their dad and first I thought it was just a typical teenage girl hating her parents but then she said her father murdered her mother and then things just got really serious and I’m shocked wow, I wonder if this is a just a frape in poor taste
…. um. so turns out it was real. here’s the news story. wow.
Someone managed to still find time to update their status?!
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
with a period, end of story.
perhaps you’re just marrying a norman